1. Pie Noon
Pork pie eating champion Sid finds his record under threat from a lifelong rival.
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2. Cary Grant's Nose
A woman running a lookalike agency seeks someone to portray Cary Grant for a sherry commercial, but the only suitable applicant is a punk.
3. Congratulations Miss Brandon
An annual beauty contest is complicated by the dubious past of the likely winner.
4. Movie Queen
A fading film star returns to her home town as part of her slow comeback. An ambitious young actress wins a meeting with her, leading to a confrontation and surprises for the two women and the star's manager.
5. Nurses Do
Two not-so-young men gatecrash a nurses' party and develop very different relationships with the women they meet.
6. Play Acting
7. Wingers
Partners in a theatrical agency look for new talent, known as 'wingers'.