1. Talk Dirty to Me
John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.
ted — Season 2
It's 1994, and senior year of high school is underway for Ted the foul-mouthed teddy bear and his best friend, likable but awkward John Bennett. Together they live in a working-class Boston home with John's parents (Matty and Susan) and cousin (Blaire).
2. Mrs. Robicheck
Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.
3. Dungeons & Dealers
John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.
4. The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com
Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.
5. The Sword in the Stoned
John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.
6. Roe v. Weed
Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.
7. Susan Is the New Black
Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.
8. Fraudcast News
John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.