1. The Goofballs
Darren shows interest in playing hockey. Mark creates a team for him.
Universal Basic Guys — Season 2
2. I Am Jar
Mark gets in a magician's duel. Tammy tries to win a nursing award.
3. Golden Beans
Mark and David start a coffee shop in the garage. Tammy and Hank struggle to keep Mernft Man from bothering customers.
4. Down the Shore
The Hoagies go down the shore.
5. Well Done
Mark digs a well.
6. Hoagie Jones
Mark and Hank buy a horse together. Tammy invests in a painting.
7. Medieval Knights
Mark goes medieval in an effort to bond with Darren. Tammy and Andrea test-drive an autonomous car.
8. Spectrum Slam
Mark trains to win a charity basketball tournament, and David tries to find a teammate.
9. Machine Yearning
Mark and Tammy discover Darren's first girlfriend is actually AI. They both struggle with the new technology.
10. Good Marks
Mark goes back to high school to prove he is smart. Hank tries to pass Advanced Woodshop.
11. Two Marks
Mark enrolls in a dangerous science experiment to win a Super Bowl ticket.
12. Skyboys
Mark buys a jetpack. David wants to serve omakase at a soup kitchen.
13. Little the Netherlands
Mark learns to ride a bike and finds a hidden Dutch enclave; Tammy helps Leanne plan her "divorce-lorette" party.
14. Shorty Hoagies
Mark and Tammy get adventurous on a date night at the Philadelphia Flower Show. Darren and JD prank David.
15. Go Fund Mernft
Mark helps Mernft Man build the house of his dreams, while Tammy's fundraising campaign reveals a surprising side of Mernft.
16. That Dog in You
Mark trains Hank to become a professional eater. Tammy joins Darren's video game squad.
17. Markumentary
Mark wants to be the star of David's UBI documentary.
18. Crowmaster
Mark trains crows to bring him valuable sports cards and Darren faces off with a gaming nemesis.