1. Wet Hot Demonic Summer
Twayne and Callie build a summer camp to cover up their raid on a wizard training ground.
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2. Callie and Her Sister
Callie must care for her younger, hotter demon sister, who happens to be engaged to Twayne.
3. Ride Me to Hell
When his favorite TV series ends with a dumb twist, Grimes has a complete mental breakdown.
4. G. I. Twayne
After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.
5. The Ring of Powers
Mark accidentally reactivates Leonard's magical arranged marriage.
6. Attack of Mark's Clone
Callie makes an evil Mark clone to compete in the DOI bowling league tournament.
7. Wail Street
Randall tries to make a quick buck on the Soul Exchange by selling off Mark's immortal soul.
8. Little Ship of Horrors
Randall is infected by horrifying plants at sea when Twayne throws a cruise ship party.
9. Lilly and the Beast
Mark hooks up with an old girlfriend to test his open relationship.
10. Mummy Dearest
Grimes' judgmental mother rises from the dead, and a neglected Randall reconsiders his living situation.
11. Journey to the Center of Twayne
A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.
12. Any Given Workday
Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.
13. The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper
Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.
14. Mark Loves Dick
Callie is promptly promoted after turning into a man, causing strife in her relationship with Mark.
15. The Stalking Dead
Lady Hoo-Ha, America's most adored pop star, goes zombie, and her many devoted fans follow suit.
16. The Dork Knight
A rabid Bat Boy takes a bite out of Mark, transforming him into New York City's latest superhero.
17. Fools for Love
Callie's psychotic, prankster ex-boyfriend escapes from an asylum and wreaks havoc on Mark's life.