Red vs. Blue — Season 1

The first season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. A gruff sergeant. An unlucky ghost. A psychotic mercenary. A sarcastic slacker. An unrepentant kiss-up. Two morons. A tank with impeccable manners. And a robot stuck on the Spanish setting... War is hell.

1. Why Are We Here?

Episode 1 · 1 Apr 2003 · 4 min · ★ 5.0

The first episode of Red vs. Blue introduces the main characters, and poses the all-important question, why are we here?

2. Red Gets A Delivery

Episode 2 · 20 Apr 2003 · 4 min

The Reds get a new piece of equipment, and Grif has a problem with its name.

3. The Rookies

Episode 3 · 27 Apr 2003 · 3 min

The Red and Blue armies get new recruits.

4. Head Noob in Charge

Episode 4 · 27 Apr 2003 · 4 min

Caboose is given the job of "guarding the flag". Donut goes to the store.

5. The Package is in the Open

Episode 5 · 27 Apr 2003 · 3 min

Donut returns from the store with a surprise.

6. 1.21 Giga-Whats??

Episode 6 · 27 Apr 2003 · 3 min

The Blues go through the teleporter. The Reds get the upper hand.

7. Check Out the Treads on that Chick

Episode 7 · 27 Apr 2003 · 3 min

While Church and Tucker lament their current situation, Caboose hops into the tank.

8. Dont PH34R the Reaper

Episode 8 · 27 Apr 2003 · 3 min

Grif and Simmons flee as Caboose's trigger happy firing has dire consequences.

9. After Church

Episode 9 · 27 Apr 2003 · 3 min

The cavalry arrives, and Caboose gets stuck.

10. Shadow Of His Former Self

Episode 10 · 27 Apr 2003 · 5 min

Tucker requests reinforcements, and gets more than he bargained for.

11. Knock Knock. Who's There? Pain

Episode 11 · 27 Apr 2003 · 4 min

Tex assaults the Red Base, injuring donut and knocking out Grif and Simmons.

12. Down, But Not Out

Episode 12 · 27 Apr 2003 · 4 min

Church reveals that Tex was his former girlfriend and the Red Team airlifts a severely injured Donut back to headquarters.

13. Human Peer Bonding

Episode 13 · 27 Apr 2003 · 3 min

Simmons and Grif guard Tex while Church explains to the Blues about Tex's AI.

14. Roomier Than It Looks

Episode 14 · 27 Apr 2003 · 6 min

The Blues fake an attack on the Reds in order to free Tex and inadvertently get Sarge shot in the head.

15. How The Other Half Lives

Episode 15 · 27 Apr 2003 · 4 min

Sarge and Church meet up in the spirit world and talk about the afterlife until Sarge is revived by Grif.

16. A Slightly Crueler Cruller

Episode 16 · 27 Apr 2003 · 4 min

Donut returns with new armor, and Lopez finally speaks.

17. Points of Origin

Episode 17 · 27 Apr 2003 · 4 min

The origin points here.

18. SPF 0

Episode 18 · 27 Apr 2003 · 4 min

Church tries to warn the Red Team of Tex's impending attack.

19. Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Episode 19 · 28 Sept 2003 · 8 min

The final episode of Red vs. Blue season one.