1. Episode 1
Among other gems, a considerate Alan does some house sitting, Drive-by Abuser gives golfers some helpful advice, and the Flies discuss children parties and dinner with Michael Winner.
Modern Toss — Season 1
2. Episode 2
Drive-by Abuser takes to the road, and the humble roundabout falls under his critical gaze. Elsewhere, Alan prepares a caravan of hate for his long-suffering family.
3. Episode 3
Train commuters have a big reason for being late when a gigantic passenger disrupts service; planets in the solar system engage in gangster-style braggadocio.
4. Episode 4
The Drive-by Abuser disrupts a peaceful picnic; stalkers imbibe brain-boosting drinks and confront international scientists.
5. Episode 5
Alan makes last-minute alterations to a couple's wedding-day plans; the Drive-by Abuser heaps some on a pair of lovers.
6. Episode 6
The Flies discuss Jeremy Irons and Paula Radcliffe; the Drive-by Abuser hurls some vitriol across the channel.