1. High Noon
Spooner indulges in some naughty frolics with the wife of a convicted criminal, not realising that he's due for imminent release.
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2. Psycho on the Roof
Mrs Cantaford persecution of an unfortunate motorist drives him over the edge – almost literally – when he threatens to throw himself off a roof.
3. Spooner's Box
Mrs. Cantaford drops Spooner's crew in the deep end when she carelessly confides their lunchtime drinking habits to the Chief Superintendent.
4. Drag-Net
Under protest, Bulsover is made to drag up as a decoy to catch a flasher in the act.
5. Spooner's Thatch
Ordering up an Adonis Invisiwig to make himself look more suave soon gives Spooner cause for regret.
6. The Birthday Double
Spooner is appalled at the apparent effeminacy in his subordinates when he discovers that both Bulsover and Killick wear nail varnish.