1. Snaaaaake!
Next time Campbell calls, let it go to voicemail.
Dorkly Bits — Season 1
2. GTA vs. Red Dead Redemption
One day we'll live in a world where carjackers and cowboys can live in harmony.
3. Ken is Cheap
If you've got projectiles, flaunt it.
4. Awkward Double Dragon
He's just like all the other henchman. Don't treat him any differently.
5. Diddy Kong's Barrel Trouble
There's only one way to open a DK barrel: The wrong way.
6. Mortal Kombat After The Fatality
It's all fun and games until someone gets their spine ripped out.
7. PacMan Family Problems
I guess that's why she's "Ms." PacMan.
8. Street Fighter Meter Maid
Those fighting green monsters are real sticklers about parking violations.
9. Yoshi Loves Birdo
Love is gross.
10. Mega Man's Tutor
Studying is for humans.
11. Mario 2 Perverts
Peach is gonna hit them with a turnip. Or a lawsuit.
12. Ms. Pac-Man's Terrible Secret
She's got some ghosts in her closet.
13. Moonwalker Henchmen Love Michael Jackson
He's been hit by, he's been struck by hypocritical criminals.
14. Kirby's Argument
Sometimes you need to walk a mile with someone else in your stomach.
15. Scribblenauts Addict
16. Realistic Sonic The Hedgehog
Sonic's only weakness is motion sickness.
17. Bomberman's Goodbye
It's better to blow up than to fade away.
18. TMNT Argue Over Pizza
They're cool, but rude. And low on health.
19. Zombies Ate My Stupid Neighbors
They're not going to let a little thing like a zombie apocalypse get them down.
20. Angry Birds Strategy
They're killing two birds with one slingshot.
21. Chrono Trigger Secret Ending
They've doomed the world to a future of mushroom cuts and N' Sync.
22. Mario Kart Crash
All it takes is one rogue banana.
23. Koopa Gets a Star
Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom.
24. Charizard's Revenge
He's got a fiery temper.
25. Sonic and Tails' Air Bubble Trouble
The only thing more precious than gold rings: Oxygen.
26. Link Didn't Get The Sword
Swordsmen don't like to be burdened by unnecessary items. Like swords.
27. Yoshi Hates Mario
Mario's been a hero for a long time. He's been a jerk even longer.